Random web junk


An amusing video and two jokes from my mother-in-law:

“I THINK YOU’RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS”

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”

“Redneck Sensitivity”

Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower… Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba.

As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, “Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.”

Bubba says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Jim Bob says, “Where did you get that beer, Bubba?”

“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Bubba replies.

“That’s unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and She gave you beer?”

“Well, not exactly”, Bubba says. “When she answered the door, I said To, ‘You must be Cooter’s widow’.” She said, “You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.”… then I Said “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff