{"id":77,"date":"2006-12-11T22:21:05","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T22:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/quotes-and-sigs\/political-quotes\/"},"modified":"2006-12-11T22:21:05","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T22:21:05","slug":"political-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/quotes-and-sigs\/political-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white<br \/>\nguy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is<br \/>\nChinese, the Swiss hold the America&#8217;s Cup, France is accusing the<br \/>\nU.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn&#8217;t want to go to war, and the three<br \/>\nmost powerful men in America are named &#8216;Bush,&#8217; &#8216;Dick&#8217; and &#8216;Colon.'&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Chris Rock<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We think that this is a debate worth having,&#8221; says Tim O&#8217;Reilly.<br \/>\n&#8220;Chicago law professor Cass Sunstein&#8217;s book &#8216;Republic.com&#8217; makes the<br \/>\ncase that when people talk only to those who already agree with them,<br \/>\ntheir views become more extreme, but when they engage with those of<br \/>\nopposite views, both sides move towards the middle. The best way for<br \/>\nthe open source community to change Microsoft&#8217;s business practices is<br \/>\nto engage them in serious conversation, not just criticize them from a<br \/>\ndistance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn&#8217;t have a fat, insensitive government running our country.\u00a0 Nice try anyway, George.&#8221; &#8212; D.J. on KSFO\/KYA<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I trust the Democrats to take away my money, which I can afford. I<br \/>\ntrust the Republicans to take away my freedom, which I cannot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Over himself, over his own mind and body, the individual is sovereign.&#8221; &#8212; John Stuart Mill, &#8220;On Liberty&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President\u00a0<br \/>\nshould on no account be allowed to do the job.&#8221; &#8211; THHGTTG<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.&#8221; &#8212; Joseph Stalin<\/p>\n<p>An armed society, is a polite society.<\/p>\n<p>[O]ne of the features of the Internet [&#8230;] is that small groups of people can<br \/>\ngreatly disturb large organizations.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8211;Charles C. Mann<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.&#8221; &#8212; Emo Philips<\/p>\n<p>The Dow and Nasdaq have been extremely volatile of late, plunging one minute<br \/>\nand soaring the next. What do you think? &#8220;The dip was just a brief aberration.<br \/>\nIn fact, we can look forward to 30, 40 years of steady growth, until the<br \/>\nworld&#8217;s resources are depleted and mankind is plunged into a new Dark Age of<br \/>\nabject want and barbarism.&#8221; Edwin Rousch, Systems Analyst. www.theonion.com<\/p>\n<p>The reported resort to astrology in the White House has<br \/>\noccasioned much merriment. It is not funny.\u00a0 Astrological<br \/>\ngibberish, which means astrology generally, has no place in<br \/>\na newspaper, let alone government. Unlike comics, which are<br \/>\npart of a newspaper&#8217;s harmless pleasure and make no truth<br \/>\nclaims, astrology is a fraud. The idea that it gets a<br \/>\nhearing in government is dismaying.<br \/>\n&#8212; George Will, Washington Post Writers Group<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.&#8221; &#8212; Mayor Marion Barry<\/p>\n<p>Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There&#8217;s some spooky sh*t goin&#8217; on<br \/>\nthere. And it&#8217;s green too!\u00a0 -Dazed and Confused<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I still believe in revolution; I just don&#8217;t capitalize it anymore.&#8221; &#8211; srini!<\/p>\n<p>Atlanta Braves relief pitcher John Rocker called a Latin-American teammate<br \/>\n&#8220;a fat monkey&#8221; and insulted Asians and single mothers. What do you think?<br \/>\n&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe an organization like the Atlanta Braves would be associated<br \/>\nwith racism. It almost makes me ashamed to do the Tomahawk Chop.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Richard Hamill, Systems Analyst. theonion.com<\/p>\n<p>History teaches us that men and nations behave<br \/>\nwisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. &#8212; Abba Eban<\/p>\n<p>They use different words for things in America. For instance they say<br \/>\nelevator and we say lift. They say drapes and we say curtains. They say<br \/>\npresident and we say brain damaged git.<br \/>\n&#8212; Alexie Sayle<\/p>\n<p>When man calls an animal &#8220;vicious&#8221;, he usually means that it will attempt<br \/>\nto defend itself when he tries to kill it.<\/p>\n<p>EARTH FIRST!\u00a0 We&#8217;ll stripmine the other planets later.<\/p>\n<p>Taxation WITH representation isn&#8217;t so hot, either!<\/p>\n<p>Sure you can trust the government!\u00a0 Just ask an Indian!<\/p>\n<p>If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?<\/p>\n<p>Fight Crime: Shoot Back!<\/p>\n<p>Stop repeat offenders. Don&#8217;t re-elect them!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Protecting essential freedoms is always a matter of restricting the actions that would deny them. Remember, your freedom to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose.&#8221; &#8212; Richard Stallman.<\/p>\n<p>He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from<br \/>\noppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that<br \/>\nwill reach to himself.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8212; Thomas Paine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America&#8217;s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn&#8217;t want to go to war, and the three most powerful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":71,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-77","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}