{"id":72,"date":"2006-12-11T22:12:28","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T22:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/quotes-and-sigs\/religious-quotes\/"},"modified":"2006-12-11T22:12:28","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T22:12:28","slug":"religious-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/quotes-and-sigs\/religious-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Religious Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 [On going to war over religion]\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n| &#8220;You&#8217;re basically killing each other to |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 see who&#8217;s got the better imaginary\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 friend.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Rich Jeni\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<\/p>\n<p>o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-o<br \/>\n| &#8220;Is uniformity [of religion] attainable?\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 Millions of innocent men, women, and\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 children, since the introduction of\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 fined, imprisoned; yet we have not\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 advanced one inch towards uniformity.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Thomas Jefferson, &#8220;Notes on Virginia&#8221; |<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-o<\/p>\n<p>o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n| &#8220;The Bible is not my Book and\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 Christianity is not my religion.\u00c2\u00a0 I\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 could never give assent to the long\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 complicated statements of Christian\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 dogma.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Abraham Lincoln\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you want people to believe what you said, just tell them Abraham<br \/>\nLincoln said it first.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n| &#8220;You who hate the Jews so, why did you\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 adopt their religion?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Friedrich Nietzsche\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 Addressing anti-semitic Christians\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n| &#8220;Jesus may love you, but I think you&#8217;re |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 garbage wrapped in skin.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Michael O&#8217;Donohugh\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\no&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nJesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing,<br \/>\nso he says &#8220;Help! I&#8217;ve risen and I can&#8217;t get down!&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nLegislatures in 12 states have taken measures this year to permit the display<br \/>\nof the Ten Commandments in public schools and buildings. What do you think?<br \/>\nToday&#8217;s children need guidance. And nothing gets a bigger response out of kids<br \/>\nthan a list of rules hung on a wall. Judith Cole, Librarian. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">www.theonion.com<\/a><br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8220;The sentient may perceive and love the universe,<br \/>\nbut the universe cannot perceive and love the sentient&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nPresenting anecdotal evidence as proof is saying,<br \/>\n&#8220;I played Russian roulette and lived, so it must be safe.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n*************************************<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n| &#8220;I drank what?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8211;Socrates\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n|\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 |<br \/>\n*************************************<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t pray in my school, I won&#8217;t think in your church. Agreed?<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nHumanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to<br \/>\nbe lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; Isaac Asimov\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8220;I hope Jesus was right when he said the meek would inherit the<br \/>\nearth; the stupid have it at the moment.&#8221; &#8212; unknown<\/p>\n<p>God must love stupid people&#8230;He made SO many.<\/p>\n<p>We happen to live in a pocket of negative entropy.\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nAs long as there are tests,\u00c2\u00a0 there will be prayer in public schools.<\/p>\n<p>From Arthur C. Clarke<br \/>\n&#8220;Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human<br \/>\nhistory, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was<br \/>\nit more evil than necessary? Isn&#8217;t killing people in the<br \/>\nname of God a pretty good definition of insanity?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship<br \/>\nGod, but to create him.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Carl Sagan:<br \/>\n&#8220;Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this<br \/>\nastonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming<br \/>\nit away on spiritual fantasy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom John Adams, US President:<br \/>\n&#8220;This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were<br \/>\nno religion in it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom George Carlin, comedian:<br \/>\n&#8220;Religion is just mind control.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Thomas Edison:<br \/>\n&#8220;Religion is all bunk.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Albert Einstein:<br \/>\n&#8220;I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and<br \/>\nI consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with<br \/>\nno superhuman authority behind it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Sigmund Freud:<br \/>\n&#8220;Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Robert Frost:<br \/>\n&#8220;I turned to speak to God, About the world&#8217;s despair; But<br \/>\nto make bad matters worse, I found God wasn&#8217;t there.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Thomas Jefferson, US President:<br \/>\n&#8220;I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Religions are all alike &#8211; founded upon fables and mythologies.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom James Madison, US President:<br \/>\n&#8220;Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and<br \/>\nunfits it for every noble enterprise.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek:<br \/>\n&#8220;I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take<br \/>\naway the power of rational decision, to drain people of<br \/>\ntheir free will&#8211;and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain.<br \/>\nReligions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them<br \/>\nall. For most people, religion is nothing more than a<br \/>\nsubstitute for a malfunctioning brain.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom Bertrand Russell, philosopher:<br \/>\n&#8220;Fear is the parent of cruelty, therefore it is no wonder if<br \/>\nreligion and cruelty have gone hand-in-hand.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\nFrom William Howard Taft, US President:<br \/>\n&#8220;I do not believe in the divinity of Christ, and there are<br \/>\nmany other of the postulates of the orthodox creed to<br \/>\nwhich I cannot subscribe.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\n&#8220;Religion is regarded by the common people as true,<br \/>\nby the wise as false,<br \/>\nand by rulers as useful.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0&#8212; Seneca the Younger (4? B.C. &#8211; 65 A.D.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o |\u00c2\u00a0 [On going to war over religion]\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 | | &#8220;You&#8217;re basically killing each other to | |\u00c2\u00a0 see who&#8217;s got the better imaginary\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 | |\u00c2\u00a0 friend.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 | |\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Rich Jeni\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 | o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;o o&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-o | &#8220;Is uniformity [of religion] attainable?\u00c2\u00a0 | |\u00c2\u00a0 Millions of innocent men, women, and\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 | |\u00c2\u00a0 children, since the introduction [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":71,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-72","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/trentdouthat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}